What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 14:41
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Unacceptable again!
Then came..
No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
No go.
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why hasn't Japan legalized same-sex marriage?
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
What are the defining characteristics of woke liberals and conservatives in the United States?
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Everyone loved it.
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