Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?

Read also:

• What are the defining characteristics of woke liberals and conservatives in the United States?
• When Kundalini is awakened accidentally, what can be done?
• Where did the false claim that Haitian immigrants are eating pets come from?
• Climate Disasters Hit the Brain Before Babies Are Even Born, Study Suggests - Gizmodo
• What are some other ways to say "you're welcome" in French besides "de rien"?
• I wore a Trump hat to a doctor’s visit. The doctor made a strange comment, he was obviously on the opposite political point that make me uncomfortable. What shall I do on my next visit?
• Is it just me, or do we all hate Sasuke from Naruto?
• What are the signs that a guy wants to marry you but is afraid of commitment or does not want to get married at all?
• Do you think your landlord should have a key to your room?
• Scientists stunned as underwater volcano unleashes over a million giant eggs - Glass Almanac
• In Italy, how do people greet each other when they meet for the first time (e.g., on the street)? What's a good response to that greeting if you're not from Italy or don't speak Italian fluently yet?
• What is it like to be the slave in a mistress-slave relationship?
• If you get a chance to have sex with either Kajal Agarwal or Samantha, who would you choose and why?
• What are some dirty secrets of Indian (Bollywood, etc.) actors and actresses?